Tuesday, January 31, 2012

"Overexposure" - A work of short horror fiction

"Overexposure" was composed in eight days as part of the first round challenge for the 2012 NYCMidnight.com Short Story Challenge.  The challenge for my group of contestants was to write a horror story in 2,500 words or fewer, featuring a theme of bullying, and a photographer.


Overexposure


Grunnoch crept slowly forward, toward the small, quivering form.  Slowly, and with anticipation, without fear.  For although neither could it see the thoughts of humans, nor those of any other living creatures in the physical sphere, it knew full well that this one posed no threat, as things stood.

Or, more precisely, as things lie, Grunnoch smirked to itself. 

Having witnessed the two elder boys attacking the smaller one with debilitating blows, taunts, and gibes, it suspected that he would be ripe for recruitment, and bear a fine yield.  As always, It was merely a question of selecting the proper enticement  in the time available. 

Time was of the essence, of course, for it could not maintain the integrity of the portal that separates Here from There, not for long, anyway.  Not without outside assistance.

Circling the sobbing, shaking boy, Grunnoch noticed the shattered camera, much of its film protruding, exposed to air. Grunnoch examined it more closely, recalling the recent scene of senseless, youthful violence that had just transpired.

“Taking pictures of we Greyhawks is gonna cost ya, punk,” one of the two pursuers had yelled.  They had chased down and surrounded the smaller one, whose careful, two-handed grip on his camera had impeded his running speed, dooming his attempt at flight.  Suddenly, an arm twisted and held fast evinced a painful shriek; the camera dropped, breaking.

“And I don’t see nearly enough coin in his pockets, Lenny,” the other had added, having turned the small boy’s pockets inside out as the first one continued to restrain him with his malicious, superior strength.

“From now on, Marvin, you ask permission from me and from him before this thing comes out again, got it?” the first had said.

The embattled child had, foolishly, attempted to combat unreason with reason, serving only to fire his tormentors’ cauldrons still further.

“I didn’t mean n-n-nothing by it, guys, it was just s-s-some shots for a Sentinel article about the school p-playground, I-I-I,” he’d managed to say, between sobs.

“Shut your hole!” the one called Lenny had responded, imparting further pain to the boy.  Wresting the camera away, Lenny had flung it into a nearby wall, rendering it inoperable.  For good measure, he had pulled the film from the camera, exposing it to killing sunlight.

The sight of the camera’s sudden ruination seemed to create in the small photographer a sudden animal ferocity.

“Lenny, no!  Th-there’s dozens of undeveloped pictu- OOF!”

And the final battle had been enjoined in full, predictable in its outcome but gruesome nonetheless. 

From where it lurked, Grunnoch had easily identified its candidate as the three had approached – a distinctive fragrance combining fear with impotence, rage with resentment. 

Few in Grunnoch’s time had ever produced such strong and redolent scent as this.  It felt confident that the temptation of redemption and revenge would prove sufficient here.

After the two bullies had abandoned their hapless victim, Grunnoch had created a temporary portal, slipped through, and assumed human form, molding itself quickly into a figure of authority, an adult in uniform. One whose voice it knew the young one would find comforting at this critical juncture.

“Marvin?  Marvin, can you hear me?”

The beaten child lifted his head from the pavement, startled and sobbing, but said nothing.

“Now, Marvin, listen to me,” said Grunnoch in a practiced, authoritarian tone.  “You would like those who harmed you to be brought to justice, correct?”

A nod. 

“Then you shall do just that.  Capture your tormentors in clear light with this new, more powerful camera.  They will torment you no more.”

The boy shook his head in wonderment.  “M-more powerful?  How does it work?  The Greyhawks said never to – “

Taking care to ensure the boy didn’t notice, Grunnoch had transmuted the broken camera into a new, silvery form, with several shiny knobs and dials on its back.  A large, oval-shaped flashbulb extended from its top, and a sturdy strap with a small, sealed pouch extended from hooks on the camera’s side.

Grunnoch proffered it to him.

“Marvin, take this; it is indestructible and carries great power, one which will give you total invincibility as you capture the images of those who have harmed you.” 

After the boy had taken the camera, and the usual moment of infusion and transformation, he comported himself quickly.  “I don’t get it… but you got it,” he said, and fled quickly.

Watching the boy retreat, Grunnoch glowed, returning to its essential form, and retreated quickly to its own sphere, through the vanishing portal, to wait.

*****

When Marvin had grasped the odd-looking camera from the strange man, he had sensed a strange energy coursing through him.  It had a warm, healing, empowering feeling to it.  All of a sudden, it no longer hurt where the Greyhawks had pummeled him repeatedly.  He no longer felt anything, actually, other than strength and a kind of powerful giddiness he’d never experienced before. 

Looking down at the controls on the new silver camera, he saw they were laid out logically; they required no manual, no explanation or labeling. 

Marvin knew their meaning intuitively; and he thrilled inwardly at the challenge awaiting him.

“I don’t get it, but you got it,”  he’d said, running off in the direction of the playground.

When he reached the playground, Marvin positioned himself behind a fence, which opened onto the basketball court, and spied through a small knothole.  The Greyhawks were in full assembly there, playing three against three, Lenny and his evil lieutenant Vince shouting instructions to the others as they squared off against one another.

Marvin placed the lens of the camera against the opening in the fence, and, peering into the camera’s eyehole, made sure all six Greyhawks were in proper focus.

Then he depressed the shutter, and held it down.

Where he’d been expecting a mere flash and a click, though, Marvin felt more of a shuddering roar and a boom as the camera’s strange flashbulb erupted.  The camera dropped from his hands, landing on his right foot.  The sensation he’d felt as the picture was shot resembled what he’d felt last summer while visiting Grandpa on the airplane.  Just as it was about to land, in a rough and turbulent rainstorm, lightning had struck one of the wings, or very close to it.  Marvin had never been more certain he was going to die than at the moment that incredibly loud, jarring combination of sounds and sensations had rattled through his small frame.  Even his parents had looked shaken, as had everyone else on board that miserable flight.

Returning from that awful memory, Marvin picked up the camera and peered back through the knothole in the fence.

To his surprise, the basketball court was empty.  The basketball had fallen from its mid-air trajectory, and Marvin watched as it bounced to a halt, then rolled off the court’s edge.

Gone!  All six Greyhawks had disappeared into thin air!

Marvin couldn’t believe the scene before him.  They had all simply disappeared as he’d snapped their picture! But how could it be?  A camera can’t affect its subject.  Marvin knew enough about photography to be sure of that, except with the light of the flashbulb.  And yet, the facts remained: the gang had been there when he depressed the shutter, and gone once the picture was taken!

The loud noise had caused a crowd to form, made up of nervous, shouting adults and confused children.  Marvin returned from his reverie, and realized he needed to be elsewhere. 

Making sure not to be seen, he ran in the direction of West Maple, where his elder cousin Barry lived.

Barry was in his backyard, frying ants with a magnifying glass.  That was his favorite hobby, whenever Marvin wasn’t there for him to pick on instead.

“Marvin,” yelled Barry when he spotted him running across the yard toward him. “What are you doing here, twerp?  Can’t you see I’m busy doing a science project?”  That last was a dig; Barry always loved to deride Marvin’s bent for science.

“Barry, I need a picture of you, right now.”

“What?” Barry stood up, smiled cruelly, and began cracking his knuckles. “And then you’re gonna sell me that camera for ten cents, aren’t you, Marvin…?”

Marvin had stopped short of Barry’s arm’s reach, aiming the camera at him.

Barry was too quick, though; he reached out to snatch the camera.  His hand got no closer than six inches, though, before he retracted it with a yell, and began waving it gingerly back and forth.

“Ow! What is that, some kind of electrified screen around that thing?”

“Smile,” replied Marvin, looking through the eyehole at his cousin, as he depressed the camera’s shutter.

Once again, the loud, booming noise erupted and shot through Marvin, causing him to lose his hold on the camera.  Barry was no longer anywhere to be seen.

“Barry?” Marvin called, loud enough to be heard from the yard’s few hiding places.  “Are you there?”

The echoing stillness contained only the sound of birdsong and a passing truck engine nearby.

Marvin’s Aunt Louise’s voice rang out, “Barry!  What was that noise? Are you playing with explosives again?”

Marvin raced from the yard, hoping he’d remained unobserved, and set off to find Archie Peregoff.

*****

Two hours later, Marvin found himself lost in another reverie while pouring out the developing solution in his basement darkroom.  His parents were upstairs watching television, as usual.

Nine of them, gone!  Permanently, he hoped.  Nine of his worst nightmares, vanished with the press of a button.  The entire Greyhawk gang, his cousin Barry, Archie Peregoff (who had been making a habit of stealing his lunch money of late), and the old, menacing shopkeeper at the corner store.  He had caught Marvin stealing a lousy pack of baseball cards the previous weekend, grabbing his hand painfully.  Said he’d be reporting him to his parents the next time they were in the store.  But his parents hadn’t mentioned the incident yet, so he guessed they hadn’t gone there since then.  And now, of course, no one would be saying anything to them or anyone else about it, ever. 

As Marvin lay the film in the developing tray, he counted four exposed frames.  There were twelve unused frames.  Ordinarily, Marvin liked to wait until all the pictures on a roll had been shot before developing them, but in this case, his curiosity had gotten the better of him.  Plus, the camera itself gave no indication of how many shots were left to take, so he couldn’t predict when he’d run out.  He vowed to count carefully to sixteen before returning to the darkroom.

Then, suddenly, an unnerving thought struck him.  He had no way of obtaining more film beyond what was currently developing!

Unless the stranger who’d given him the camera reappeared at some point to replenish his camera, his little payback crusade was finished!   He let out a small sob.  Then he remembered the small pouch hanging off the camera’s strap.  Opening it quickly, he found another roll of film, exactly the same as the first.  With a manic glee, he opened the camera, placed the new film inside, and re-closed it with a snap. 

“Armed and dangerous once again,” smiled Marvin.

Now his attention returned to the photographs developing in the dim purple light of his darkroom. There was still no trace of whatever the camera had picked up on any of the four shots.   Marvin’s scientific mind began to take over, wondering whether the camera had worked at all, and what could take these pictures so long to develop.

Then, finally, the very first picture he had taken, the one shot through the playground fence outside the basketball court, began to materialize. 

Only Marvin couldn’t comprehend what he was seeing.

Pictures typically take a few minutes to develop; from the start of the process to the end, the subject of the photo gains outline and clarity over that entire time.  The image in the photograph stays constant, other than in its resolution.

This camera’s pictures, on the other hand, were playing out like a slow-motion movie sequence as they developed.  The six Greyhawks were there, underexposed, with the basketball in flight from one pair of oversized hands, arcing ever so slowly, second by second, toward the basket.  It was as if several thousand exposures had been taken in the split second the shutter was depressed, and the process of developing them was replaying that split second.

The photos continued to develop.

As the ball reached the top of its trajectory, another form suddenly appeared in the sequence, seemingly out of nowhere.  It descended from the top of the frame, and resembled a huge, hideous spider, bigger than the basketball court, only instead of legs, this thing had what looked more like gnarled tentacles with suction cups that reached down and covered the heads of all six boys simultaneously.  It reminded Marvin of the program he’d seen on TV of a giant squid devouring its prey.  It had appeared from nothingness, through a crease in the sky. 

Marvin recalled the incredible roaring boom that accompanied each of the four shots he’d taken, and suddenly knew its cause.

All four pictures began developing, and Marvin saw the same horrifying creature in all four, a slow-motion descent from the crack in the sky, the sickening, extending tentacles ensnaring the subjects within a frame or two.   The ensnared victims were then pulled up into a giant maw of a mouth that had appeared on the creature’s underside.  The helpless victims disappeared into it quickly, bodies writhing. 

Then the beast began disappearing into the same fissure that had produced it, though now engorged with its human prey, leaving only the empty background of each scene.  As he stared down in shock, all four pictures flashed to white.  Overexposed – that should not have been possible!

Marvin was paralyzed with revulsion.  What had he done?  By taking pictures of his mortal enemies, he had consigned them to an ungodly and horrifying death.  He couldn't believe it.  How could such a thing exist anywhere in the Universe?

As the minutes passed by, Marvin began to shake uncontrollably.  His mind was racing.  How could he ever atone for what the monstrous being had done?

“Marvin, dear?” His mother’s voice called from outside the darkroom door.  “Aunt Louise is on the phone.  Something very strange is going on…”

Marvin turned towards the door, and contemplated facing his parents.  Impossible.  The horror of what he had seen in the darkroom tray burned his memory like fire.

He tried to say something, but he could form no words.  No thoughts, other than the terror of existing in a world where such an awful thing could enter.  Beckoned, as it were, by Marvin.

Soundlessly, then, Marvin chose.  He picked up the camera, turned it toward himself, closed his eyes, and depressed the shutter.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Dave Saslav's Workout Mix Lists


Legend:

*       = Avoid
**      = Keeps the pulse / OK for startup/cooldown
***     = Inspires athletic thoughts, increases pace     
****    = Real Calorie Burner!!
*****   = All-Time Best Workout Music Award

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Exercise songs, 16-Jan-2012
Spotify 80's Radio Mix
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Eternal Flame (The Bangles) **
Head over Heels (Tears for Fears) **
Modern Love (David Bowie) ***
The Final Countdown (Europe) ****
Sharp-Dressed Man (ZZ Top) ****
Simply the Best (Tina Turner) **
Thriller (Michael Jackson) ****

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Cool-down songs 16-Jan-2012
Spotify 80's Radio Classical Mix
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Schumann, "Traumerai" from Kinderszenen, Op. 15
Bizet, Habanera from Carmen
Mozart, Finale (from Eine Kleine Nachtmusik)
Dvorak, Nocturne in B Major, Op. 40
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Exercise songs, 15-Jan-2012
Spotify 80's Radio Mix
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Papa, Don't Preach (Madonna) **
Fast Car (Tracy Chapman) *
Come On, Eileen (Dexy's Midnight Runners) ***
Total Eclipse of the Heart (Bonnie Tyler) * 
"Major Tom" ("Völlig Losgelöst", the German version, by Peter Schilling) ***
Smalltown Boy (Bronski Beat) ***
Little Lies (Fleetwood Mac) ***

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Cool-down songs 15-Jan-2012
Spotify 80's Radio Classical Mix
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The Lark Ascending (Vaughan Williams, orchestral)
Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring (J.S. Bach, chorus and organ)
Sonata No. 2 in B-Flat Minor (Chopin, piano)
Overture No. 2, Minuet (J.S. Bach, orchestral)
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies (Tchaikovsky, orchestral)
Rondo Alla Turca (Mozart, piano)
Peer Gynt, "Morning" (Grieg, orchestral)
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Exercise songs, 14-Jan-2012
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Su-Susudio (Phil Collins)  *****
What's Love Got to Do With it? (Tina Turner) **
Panama (Van Halen) ****
Separate Ways (Journey) *****
Last Christmas (Wham!) *
Karma Chameleon (Culture Club)  *****
Power of Love (Huey Lewis and the News)  *****
Sharp-Dressed Man (ZZ Top) ****

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Cool-down songs 14-Jan-2012
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Africa (Toto) *
Little Red Corvette (Prince) ***
Bette Davis Eyes (Kim Carnes) *
Heart of Glass (Blondie) **
Love Shack (B-52s) ****

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Siren Song

"Siren Song" was written on Sunday, September 25, 2011, in under four hours, as part of the NYCMidnight.com Flash Fiction 2011 Writing Contest.  My sub-group's challenge was to write a romantic comedy of 1,000 words or fewer, set in an ambulance.  An onion ring also had to appear somewhere in the story.  Although contestants are given forty-eight hours per story, I was not motivated this time around like I usually am; my prior story, "Firing Blanks", submitted last month for the first round of this contest challenge garnered no points whatsoever, and essentially eliminated me from the overall contest, regardless of how well "Siren Song" fares.  Still, it was a chance to write my first romantic comedy... so I did.  You get to be the judge as to whether I should have spent those four hours practicing my putting instead...!


Siren Song

by David Saslav

You probably think once the world’s been saved, the story fits neatly into those five-color panels in your graphic novels.  I’m here to tell you otherwise.  A lot of really major stuff happens off-screen, and it’s every bit as important.

Take, for instance, the paramedic that nearly put every superhero in Central City out of business, for good.  That’s one story you won’t find on the drugstore rack.

Just so you’ll realize I’m not making this up, I am Bell Boy, fearless sidekick to A-List superhero, Hotel Door Man.  Some of our recent triumphs – like apprehending the insidious Painful Head Lice – have been pretty well publicized; the climactic battle with his Army of Nits got in all the rags, and deservedly so.   

Sometimes, though, what doesn’t get covered in the media is equally astounding.

Your average fan of superheroes such as Hotel Door Man, Captain Courage, and WhattaWoman will devour the high-impact, rock-em-sock-em comics in which we vanquish superbaddies.  But maybe you’ve wondered – don’t all those exploding cars and deathrays cause collateral damage?  Ever think that maybe us sidekicks – like Kid Crush, Starling, Grrl Power, and I – might occasionally require medical attention?  You bet we do.

In fact, it was injuries I sustained fighting Purple Pachyderm and his Elephreaks at Central Mall that got this story started.  Those illegal ivory boys were goring me good with their Tusk-a-loosas when Hotel Door Man swooped in with the classic Minibarrage that laid them all low.

Unfortunately, sixteen bystanders got injured as a result; a small price to pay for eliminating a major nemesis like Purple Pachyderm. After Hotel Door Man uttered his tagline (“You, sir, are CHECKED OUT”), a convoy of ambulances appeared outside the Mall entrance.  And as sidekick, I got first dibs.

As soon as I saw the EMT, I was smitten.  Amy filled out a paramedic’s uniform like nobody’s business, and her eyes put MantisMan's hot girlfriend, Marybeth Wilson’s, to shame.  I could tell she was taken with me too, when she inserted the I-V drip into my arm and the sirens started blaring. 

Still, the whole ambulance ride to Bronx General might have been a total non-event had it not been for the fast food she was eating during the ride.  It gave me an opening – I was famished from fighting!

“You gonna finish those onion rings, miss?” Ah, the lack of inhibition that only local anesthetic can deliver – even more than superhero costumes.

“Um… they’re cold,” she replied. “And your victims won’t be snacking en route to the hospital.”

“My victims?” I said, stunned.  “I’m not the bad guy.  Hotel Door Man and I just saved Central City!”

“Tell it to MegaComix,” she countered, offering me a soggy-looking onion ring.  “I’ve just about had it with having to explain why there are no available beds at Bronx General for patients because they’re taken by citizens who happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time when your lot showed up.  And I’m going to be doing something about it, too.”

There was a light in her eyes that said “means business”; it made me start sweating profusely, even more than watching Hanta Virus and his E. Coliconspirators descend on a crowd of hapless innocents.

“You mean a letter to the Mayor?” I offered hopefully.  “Maybe we could review it together.  I too have some ideas about…”

“You wish!” she snapped, though she was clearly conflicted; supermasks tend to do that to women. “I’ve had to treat just about every superhero in town at some point, along with several hundred innocent bystanders.  And while I’ve listened to the stories about how you saved us all from peril, I’ve been doing some mental math on how much it’s costing the city.  Way too much!”

I could feel my heart beating faster as her cadence accelerated.  I was suddenly thinking how long it had been since Hotel Door Man had booked one of those Free Room Nights for anyone but himself and one of the supermodels he’d rescued.

Then: “You may have noticed you’re somewhat immobilized, Bell Boy.”

She was right.  Having bitten into the onion ring, a strange stinging sensation was now flowing from my lips to my extremities; the snack fell to the floor of the ambulance, and as it did, she snapped my mask off and produced a smartphone.

“Just as I suspected – Jimmy Larson, ward to Piers Sutcliffe of Sutcliffe Enterprises.  I take it this means Sutcliffe is Hotel Door Man, correct?” And as my eyes clearly confirmed her theory, her cellphone snapped a quick close-up of my shocked face. 

“But, miss!  Y-y-you can’t print th-“

“Oh can’t I?  I’ve got a private MyMugShots.com photo album with over three dozen of you mayhem masters, and tonight, after I go off shift, I send out the E-vite to several hundred of the city’s top journalists, fully tagged for easier cowl-to-name identification.”

As she leaned over me to get a second snapshot, I somehow managed to gain control of one hand, grabbed her stethoscope, and pulled her face to mine, delivering a ten-second-long French kiss that caused her to drop the smartphone onto the ambulance’s floor.  It made a sickening crash that told me that my identity, at least, was safe for the time being.

“You have the advantage,” I murmured, suave as I could.  “You know my secret identity, but I don’t know yours.”

“I’m, I’m, I’m Amy,” she said, rearranging her uniform and gasping for breath.  I’d clearly struck a chord; her eyes had a new glow to them that gave me an advantage to press.

“Amy, I’ve fallen in love with you.  But if we’re to mean anything to one another, all superhero identities must remain secret. How else can we protect loved ones from harm?”

She paused, ever so slightly.  “Is Sutcliffe into threesomes?”

The world was again safe for mankind.  Now I’m considering striking out on my own. And “Poison I-V” will make a great sidekick, I think.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Firing Blanks

Firing Blanks was written in under 48 hours for the NYC Midnight Flash Fiction 2011 Writing Contest.  The group challenge was to write a political satire of 1,000 words or fewer, set at a gun range.  A mop also had to appear somewhere in the story.

Firing Blanks

by David Saslav



By now we should be getting pretty close to the real action, thought Rufus.  

Six hundred miles since leaving “ornery Oklahoma” that morning, they'd driven the "Bob Rufus for Prez” RV through “cranky Kansas”, stopping in Sedalia for the Missouri State Fair, then proceeded through the rest of “mad-as-hell Missouri” and across the border into “irate Iowa” around noon.  They’d stopped only for strategic photo ops, bouncing babies and posing with fed-up folks in hunting gear at Elks Lodges, IHOPs, and parks along the way. 

One of the babies had been dressed in hunting gear, Rufus recalled fondly.

His carnival barker-like style of right-wing radio shock-jockery had gone over extremely well all tour. Troops by the thousands signed up for his “Fight to Defend the Second Amendment" from enemy encroachment in DC.

After riling the last few Missourians, they were back on Highway 35 heading north. Rufus decided to address his “true faithful” – comprised of aides and sympathetic press travelling with him – before they reached their main destination: the Iowa pre-caucus fair, where a field of ten or so Republican wannabes would be winnowed to a more manageable five or six.

"In the end, you know, folks are just out to have a good time at these events, eat corn dogs, and win prizes; we gotta keep ‘em riled up about the mess in Washington.  In fact, we gotta make ‘em fester more than anyone else, or the heat wave’ll carry someone else to Washington instead. Denying us the pleasure of the big-time butt-kicking we’ve been promising these last few months!" 

The team – including a half-dozen recent college graduates from solid Southern schools – smiled, nodded, and scribbled notes approvingly.  One of them, an eager ROTC aide named Myron, spoke up:

"These Dead Serious Iowans seem especially enthusiastic in getting riled up about most everything, sir."

Rufus shot back: "And I have made my living fanning such flames into actionable fires, both live-on-air and off – I’m not firing blanks!" Satisfied with the chorus of assent that ensued, Rufus went back to reading the latest Ann Coulter book.  He was pleased to note Coulter was now quoting his ‘Firing Back’ call-in show, airing every night on True Americans Radio affiliate stations nationwide.

The oversized thermometer taped to the wall in the R-V's kitchen area moved higher up the "heat" line daily; today it was well into the "Red-Hot" region.  This meant advance scouts were encountering some truly lathered-up citizens ahead.  Myron had come up with the idea for the graph, and its name: “U.S. Incenses Statistics".  Of course, the chart had to be covered whenever outside reporters came aboard.

Finally, the R-V rolled into a grassy parking lot outside Des Moines, swung past a sign (mis)reading “CANDIDATE’S PARK HERE”, and sighed to a stop.  A crowd of journalists gravitated to its large double door.  Moments later, the smiling presidential hopeful emerged, followed by his retinue.  Rufus, a sprightly forty-six and 6’ 6” tall, retained plenty of energy in his step; he was sure going to need it to fight off the pack of rabid Republicans vying to take out the impotent incumbent next year.  The eventual nominee would find smooth sledding to the White House – easy as shooting fish in a barrel!

“Hell-LOW, Des Moines!” he shouted to the assembling crowd, smiling and waving vigorously as he stepped down, flashbulbs popping everywhere.  He allowed Team Rufus to be escorted by a balding fairgrounds official towards a check-in pavilion, then on to a day of corn dogs, turkey shooting, and Iowan rabble-rousing.

About two thousand handshakes later, a huge loudspeaker, placed at the center of a field in the northwest corner of the fairgrounds, erupted.  “ATTENTION, POLITICOS!  NOW THE REAL FUN STARTS!  HEAD THIS WAY, GRAB YOUR GUN OF CHOICE IN THE CENTER OF THE FIELD OF TURKEYS, AND GET READY FOR SOME FINE SHOOTING!”

Rufus and nine other right-wing hopefuls strode quickly to the center of a huge field where, at the far end, several dozen turkeys appeared to be resting near some rifle stands.  A safety berm had been placed well to the right, and, a hundred yards to the left, a big red barn smiled.  The crowd, well behind them, swayed to thunderous country music.

Rufus was first to reach a stand, and grabbed a gun with gumption. 

To his amazement, what he had thought was a rifle was actually a plastic toy gun.  Rufus dropped it like a hot potato, staring dumbly at it.

Suddenly, one of the other candidates shouted, "Hey! Those turkeys aren’t real, either!"

Sure enough, having gotten closer, Rufus could now see the turkeys were actually a bunch of line mops, handles planted deeply, their business ends fluffed and painted in fall colors to resemble large turkeys.

Of all the stupid stunts these Midwesterners had prepared as election season entertainment, this was by far the weirdest, thought Rufus. He summoned up his shrillest, angriest radio voice and bellowed at the spectators well behind him.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF UNCLE SAM IS GOING ON HERE?" 

As if on cue, the barn on the left began falling forward. Upon hitting the ground, great clouds of dust shot in all directions.  The barn had merely been a giant stage prop!

The dust settled slowly.  Rufus and the others, surrounded by faux turkeys, could now discern a well-spaced line of figures, standing in what should have been the center of the barn.  Young men and women, dressed in hunting gear and wearing noise-cancelling headphones, were aiming real rifles haphazardly into the field where the candidates stood.

"NOW, LET THE GREAT 2012 TURKEY SHOOT BEGIN!" boomed the loudspeaker.  The first shot rang out and hit one of the mock turkeys by Rufus.  Apparently coated with tannerite, the mop produced an extremely loud BANG when the bullet hit.  The crowd went nuts; the music from the loudspeaker surged in volume. 

The candidates jumped as one, then ran in all directions, the colorful mops exploding noisily all around them.

(c) 2011 by David Saslav

Thursday, August 11, 2011

NYC Midnight's 1st Annual Flash Fiction "Micro Challenge"

I was placed in a group of around 50 other NYCMidnight.com contest entrants and challenged to come up with up to three stories of 100 characters or fewer, featuring the word "BREAK".  Words with "break" as their root stem were not permitted, only the word "break", capitalized in any way.  I used eight of the twelve allotted hours to produce these three micro-stories:




"Break a Leg, Miss Kerrigan!" the skating fan shouted from the crowd.  As if on cue, Tonya emerged. 
 
 
 
In retrospect, Marty's plan to break up with Jo never stood a chance once they'd entered LazerLand.
 
 
 
"Doctor, a psychotic break!" The telepath broke Dr. Ng's hand before she could hit the kill switch.


Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Another Special Meal

This story was written in February 2011
for the NYCMidnight.com
Short Story Writing Contest 
Rules: 2,500 word limit
to be written in 8 days
Genre: Drama,
Topic: Father's Day

Another Special Meal

by David Saslav


Ray Tomlinson idled his engine in his garage for a time before switching it off.  He often liked to sit there, just being part of the car’s interior space.  His discerning nose could place certain smells and their locations within the cabin – his wife’s perfume bottle still in the glove compartment, he noted; his daughter’s favorite doll underneath his seat, betrayed by its face daubed with chocolatey goo.

It wasn’t just for the smells, either.  Ray liked to hear out the end of a fevered opinion on NPR, or, just as well, one of his favorite Haydn Symphonies or Alice’s John Lennon CDs.  Either way, it was a special moment in time he’d bestow on himself; a moment stolen in a special, private world of his own making, giving him rest from a stressful drive or a soul-deadening workday.  He’d linger here, in peace, actively engaged in the coda of a Piano Quartet, or the possible effects of civil unrest unfolding (thankfully) in distant lands. 

Ray was never disturbed in these solitudes; no one emerged from the house proper to find out what was taking him so long to appear in the house, following the grinding growl of the garage door’s gears.  Ray had made it quite clear to his family long ago that he was best left alone there for as long as he chose to remain.  And, for being granted this time, this space, this secluded chamber, Ray considered himself supremely lucky.

Today being Father’s Day, Ray switched off the engine completely and sat completely still.  The radio, having been silenced much earlier, grinned at him from the dashboard.  Yes, Ray reflected, Father’s Day is special.  A day designed especially for men like me.  Men with girls all dressed up to honor and please them!

As he ruminated, Ray decided he was the sort of man who never once felt denied or hen-pecked or shackled in any way by the women in his family.  He knew some who did.  But I’ve experienced only the best of all possible worlds from that perspective. 

When he finally emerged from his sedan, the high, pinging tones from the dashboard alerted him that his keys were still in the ignition.  Getting forgetful there, old boy....

 
Ray opened the door leading from the garage into a spacious, modern kitchen.  The Food Preparation Arena, as Alice was fond of calling it.  Although empty of people at that moment, the presence of a restaurant-sized Wolf range, with its six huge gas burners, always struck Ray as somewhat human.  Ray had had the monster stove installed for Alice a few years back, as a reward for her having completed a six-month James Beard cooking class.  The delicious smells of perfectly prepared meals, perfectly synchronized for succulence at the appointed time by cutting edge technology, had filled the room ever since.

Moving from the kitchen into the large dining area, he felt the simultaneous thrills of gratitude, humility, and joy as his family’s smiles greeted him from the table.  Like the courses of a fine meal, those wonderful emotions prepared and served themselves to him in overlapping waves.

“Hello, my dear ones!”

“Hello, darling.  Welcome home.”

“Hiya, Daddy!”

Ray took his seat at the dinner table, and looked around at the faces of his wife Alice and his daughter Lizzie in turn.  As was his custom every Father’s Day for several years now, Ray took the initiative of saying Grace, using his sincerest, mellowest speaking voice:

Dear Lord, on this Father’s Day, we thank Thee for Thy gifts which you have bestowed upon us.  We thank Thee for bringing us together, not just on Father’s Day, but every day that we’ve been lucky enough to share as a family, and for all of the joys in our lives, which are from Thee.  We know not the number of our days, but pray Thy Grace will watch over us at all times, reminding us of what is truly important.  Let us give thanks. Amen.


Ray took a first, slow sip from his water glass, signifying that another special meal had begun. 

Light from the chandelier and a few fragrant candles played with the metal and glass that had been lovingly arrayed around the tabletop.  Ray could make out a glint in little Lizzie’s eyes; they gazed lovingly across the table at him.  She was not eating, and her fixed, intent expression clearly told Ray she had something on her mind.  Ray knew from experience that she was unlikely to volunteer anything of substance without a little coaxing.

“Lizzie, dear, aren’t you hungry today?”

“No, Daddy.”

“Did you eat before I got home today, of all days?”

It struck Ray that Lizzie’s smile might have contained a tiny bit of sheepishness, though perhaps he only imagined it.

“Well, Mommy said it didn’t matter this year for Father’s Day how much dinner I ate here at the table.  She said you wouldn’t get mad this year, or make me feel bad.”

“I see.  She promised you that, did she, Lizzie?”

“Now, Raymond…”

Ray looked over at his wife’s plate and then beyond it, locking onto her ravishing green eyes, which shone in the light as always.  But she said nothing more.  Ray took her meaning – shall we really start things off that way this evening?  As always, Alice was the one who best understood the intricacies of conversation, its ebbs and flows, the often rocky shoals where it passed critical turning points.  She’d developed special looks for him to decode, looks that meant things like, “Proceed At Your Own Risk”, or “Slow Down”. Then there was the most intense look, still completely cloaked by innocent smile, that said  “Abandon All Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here”.  Ray was sure those silent communiqués had saved him from much embarrassment in his day. 

He turned his attention back to his daughter, who still held the same look, of hidden revelation to come, as before.

“You know, Lizzie, I believe Mommy was correct as always.  I do so look forward to Father’s Day every year, it’s impossible to get mad about anything small.  Especially when I’ve got presents from you to look forward to.” 

A pause, then,  “Of course, being able to have dinner with two such good-looking girls on Father’s Day is the greatest gift of all, to me.”

“Oh, Daddy… you’re so silly.  You can have dinner with us every day of the year, but you only get Father’s Day presents from me on Father’s Day!”

“That’s very true.  Maybe that’s why it’s always been my favorite day of the year.”

Lizzie’s eyes revealed that she had reached the age where she could distinguish truth from fiction, exaggeration from core truths.

“Really? Father’s Day has always been your favorite day?”

“Well, perhaps not always, Lizzie.  Perhaps just since you were born.”

“That’s right, Daddy!  You and Mommy couldn’t celebrate Father’s Day before I came along!”

“No.  No, we couldn’t, Lizzie.  You’ve got me dead to rights on that point.  This home had no Father for Father’s Day until you were born.”

Alice’s voice broke in.

“Except the Good Lord, our Father, of course.  He has been here always.”

Alice's voice had always reminded Ray of those large, metallic handbells they used before High Holy Day services at church, and today was no exception. He marveled, as ever, at his wife’s elegant yet curious eloquence.  He fondly recalled debating her in school, where they’d met, secretly hoping to elicit one of her magically perfumed sentences, a very small number of which could dispatch his entire team to resounding defeat.  He’d loved her from the first time she’d produced sound in his presence: “The proposition under scrutiny here today, gentlemen, has been debated at length, yet perhaps in some ways, truly,  it has actually been discussed not at all...”

As the only male in the Debating Society who could absorb the ignominy of losing to a woman without rancor or bitterness, he stood out equally in her eyes, or so she would later confide to him.

“Mommy and I went to the zoo today, Daddy.”

Ray smiled, relishing the musical lilt of Lizzie’s voice against his inner ear. A similar cadence to Alice’s voice, when heard at the same time, but pitched an octave or so higher.

“I got to see a giraffe and a zebra, and two hippos taking a bath together.  And I got to have popcorn and cotton candy and a chocolate bar for the ride home.”

“It’s little wonder, then, that you’ve got no appetite, young lady.”

“Frieda didn’t get to see the animals though.”

“Really, Lizzie?  Why is that?  Don’t tell me dolls are afraid to see animals in their cages!”

“No, Daddy, She didn’t get to see the animals because she got lost, and I never found her and we looked everywhere for her and Mommy even let me ask a zookeeper to keep an eye out for her.”

“I think Frieda is safe and sound and will be rescued and returned home before long for a beautiful reunion scene.  Don’t you think, Alice?”

“I certainly hope so, Dear.  There was certainly more than enough commotion expended by the search and rescue party today.”

Dinner proceeded too quickly. 

Ray liked to entertain visions of a never-ending meal, one where time stood still, deadlines drawing no closer, small plates paired with perfect wines appearing hour after hour, satiation never arriving.

“Did you make that appointment with the roofer?”

“You know, I meant to call over there again today; but something always seems to come up as I’m about to make that call.  I swear, first thing tomorrow, I will definitely make that appointment, it will not slip my mind again.”

“How can things slip in a mind, Daddy?  Do they slip because they got wet and soapy in there?”

“Ah, no, Lizzie, things slip out of the mind like the sands of time slipping through your fingers.”

“Daddy, time isn’t made of sand.”

“Isn’t it, Lizzie?  I wonder about that.”

“Daddy, it’s time for your present!”

“Right you are!  Wait right here while I get them.”

“We’ll stay right here, Daddy.”

Ray proceeded up the stairs and into the master bedroom, where an unwrapped but unopened box lay on a decorative, leaf-shaped pillow in the center of a four-poster.  The box had a card with “For Daddy” and “Happy Father’s Day” written on it in large block letters.  He recognized the card from the near-infinite supply in the closet, a ridiculously expensive response to a gift made to a certain charity, years ago.

He carried the box back downstairs to the dining room table, where he gently and ceremoniously laid it next to his placemat.

“Happy Father’s Day, Daddy!”

“Happy Father’s Day, Raymond.”

“Thank you both so much!”

Ray removed the box’s lid and looked down at a bright blue tie with red polka dots – loud enough to be heard clear across town.  And began to cry as he always did at this moment of the ritual.

“This has been … the best Father’s Day I can remember, ladies."

“Why are you crying, Daddy?"

“I don’t know, Lizzie, maybe it’s because … you and your mother both look so beautiful in your dresses.  You know how much I love how you look in those dresses, don’t you?

“Yes, Daddy.  But you don’t cry because you like something, silly.  You cry when you’re sad!"

“Yes, Lizzie, you’re right about that.  I don’t know why I’m being so silly.  I guess I don’t know what I’d do without you every Father’s Day."

“Oh, Daddy, you have us every day, not just on Father’s Day.  We’re right here!”

“I know, Lizzie.  It’s just that Father’s Day, is, well, …”

“As special as my birthday?

“Oh yes, every bit as special.  You don’t grow older by a year on Father’s Day, do you?

“No, I stay the same age on Father’s Day.”

“Well, there you are.”

Alice and Lizzie were at last silent again.

Ray wiped his eyes, composed himself, and took a clean, cloth napkin and pressed it gently against the glass faces of each of the framed photographs on the table, tenderly removing even the smallest speck of dust collected there, so as to eliminate anything remotely obscuring their treasured faces, which were all that were now left to him.

Then he carefully picked them up by their frames, stacked them carefully between cloths to avoid scratches, and replaced them in a drawer, where they would patiently and lovingly await next year’s Father’s Day.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Tweet Me a Story Contest 2011

NYCMidnight.com’s “Tweet Me a Story Challenge” - Group 3 Challenge Word: “MASTER”

Each story had to contain the six-letter word “master” and consist of 140 characters or less.

Approximately five hours were allotted for composing and submitting up to three “tweet stories”.

STORY 1:
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"Master!" cried she, "Thou canst not die!"
"Au contraire, Hyacinth," spake he, lighting the pyre,
as his supreme powers surged through her.      
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STORY 2:
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Joe shredded all copies of the damning photo, taking special glee
with the final one. 

Then Mike yelled, "Idiot! That one was the master!!" 
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STORY 3:
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 She spent sixty years singing me her love songs. Now, her voice and
hearing gone, it's time to quickly learn sign language. I'll master it.
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Comments welcome – extensive feedback is given both by judges and fellow-writers (in a private forum) on each submission, in hopes of effecting improvement in each writer’s approach to composing fiction.

David Saslav
dsaslav@gmail.com
January 13, 2010

Monday, September 20, 2010

"The Amazing Adventures of William Teller" - NYC Midnight Flash Fiction 2010 Round 1 Entry

This story was written in 48 hours for Round 1 of the 2010 Flash Fiction Contest held by nycmidnight.com from September 17 - 19, 2010. The twenty contestants in Round 1, Group 7 (myself included) were to write a Romance in 1,000 words or less, to be set at a bank, and to include a comic book somewhere in the story.


"The Amazing Adventures of William Teller"




“…If I could just stop worrying about Keith …” I heard my daughter Sarah say to my wife, Thanksgiving Day 1977, as they prepared the big feed together. No one had noticed me, crossing enemy lines against orders, on an appetizer sortie.

I’d nearly reached my target – a silver tray carrying gherkins – when Sarah’s remark caused me to betray my position. “Worrying? About Keith? Why?”

“Dad, do quit sneaking about!” exclaimed Sarah, turning. “Look, please forget I mentioned it – you’ve both done your parenting in spades.”

“Fiddlesticks!” I retorted, rattling serving trays as my fist met the countertop. “Come clean!”

“Well, … it’s probably nothing more than his first crush on a classmate. But he sulks, and reads comic books constantly. It’s as if he thinks having super-powers would make an impression on her…”

“Enough!” I beat a hasty retreat to the den. As I entered, I saw my four tall sons huddling around the TV, watching the Cowboy game. Keith, looking small and lonely, sat apart, lost in a comic book. Sarah may be onto something there, I thought.

Ten smart paces and two unexpected grabs later, I found myself in possession of a television remote control and a Spiderman comic of recent issue. The comic’s cover sported a garish green ghoul and a horror-stricken captive brunette, crashing out a bank window on what looked like a miniature flying surfboard, greenbacks spewing from bags marked with dollar signs. Spiderman gave chase, strands of webbing providing propulsion. Ridiculous!

“HEY! Gimme that, Grandpa!” Keith yelled.

I’d killed the volume with the remote, drawing more ground fire.

“DAD!” “For God’s sake!” “The Cowboys …!”

“Ten-hut!” I barked, summoning forth the old three-star brass instruments. I targeted Keith for stare-down; the others returned to their soundless, on-screen skirmish.

“I ever mention real-life super-hero William Teller? That guy had super-powers they don’t mention in these things.” I whacked his flimsy rag against the sofa.

“Jeez, Grandpa, you mean William Tell, and yes, I’ve heard it hundreds of – …”

“Ix-nay! I do not mean William Tell, I mean William Teller – ordinary bank clerk, nine-to-five; real-life superhero around the clock! Doing battle with his arch-nemesis to save the city and win a girl’s heart? Why, it puts this cheap crap to shame!”

I could see this last bit had hit home, piquing his interest – a couple of the football-watchers’ too – so I quickly pressed my advantage.

“Back in Pittsfield, Bill Jones was a clerk at the local Savings and Loan, counting out change and adding up figures all day. Sounds boring, perhaps, but “William Teller”, his alter-ego, had a supernatural sixth sense for scams – why, he could spot a phony set of books in the blink of an eye…!”

* * * * *

So one Spring day, the gorgeous Betty Johnson walks in and opens two business accounts at Bill’s window. He fell in love with her immediately. He kept that to himself, though - bank rules! He watched over her accounts like a hawk when she wasn’t visiting the bank, making sure her business did well. He harbored those feelings along with his secret identity for years!

When The Wire-Fraudster first appeared at the Savings and Loan, he was disguised as a normal businessman (but with an evil-looking bow-tie). With him was another fellow William knew from the Elks.

‘Henry Hawkins – good to see you,’ cried Bill.

Henry was sweating profusely. ‘Hello, Bill,’ he said tersely, ‘I’m signing these assets over to this man.’

‘Everything’s in order,’ rasped The Wire-Fraudster, grabbing several forms from Henry, and shoving them through Bill’s teller window.

Bill had no choice but to process the papers – although it meant ruin for Henry – they represented all of his business assets!

‘Are you completely sure?’ Bill whispered, shuddering as he wrote.

‘Yes,… definitely,’ replied Henry, sounding like a man threatened at gunpoint.

‘And what name shall I put down as recipient?’ asked Bill.

‘Samuel Threadgill, at your service,’ gloated The Wire-Fraudster.

All Bill could do was check identification cards, and seal poor Henry’s fate with a stroke of his powerful pen. But William Teller swore then and there he would use his special powers to prevent a repeat performance!

Once the two had departed, William Teller conducted research at the bank and the library. He used local newspapers, telephones, even the Chamber of Commerce files. Soon, The Wire-Fraudster’s evil plot revealed itself to William Teller’s keen eye. A loophole in the city’s charter, combined with a simple blackmailing maneuver, could force any small business owner to sign over everything!

Three days later, The Wire-Fraudster reappeared, with a helpless, tear-streaked Betty in his disgusting clutches.

After marching her over to Bill’s window, The Wire-Fraudster nudged her with his elbow.
‘I’m … signing … these assets over…’

Bill pretended to glance at her papers. “Why, Miss Johnson! Without Chief of Police O’Reilly here to countersign, that’s not possible!”

Both jaws on the other side of the window dropped in shock.

Threadgill composed himself first, seething mad. “Excuse me? This two-party transaction is in perfect order!”

But it wasn’t, you see. Unbeknownst to anyone, William Teller had transferred all of Betty’s assets into special accounts requiring THREE signatures to transfer – including the Police Chief’s!

Once The Wire-Fraudster realized he’d met his match, he excused himself and vamoosed, fast.

Left alone at the window, Betty turned slowly to Bill, saying…

* * * * *

“I believe I said, ‘How can I ever repay you, Bill Wheeler?’ ” I turned at the sound of my wife’s voice as she finished my story for me, Sarah by her side.

“YOU were William Teller, Grandpa?!?” exclaimed Keith, wide-eyed. He jumped up and ran over to Betty, peppering her with questions about her part in the tale.

“Keith,” I heard her say. “Your real life grandfather saved a lot of good, honest people from ruin with his extraordinary, real life powers.”

“Thanks, Dad. That was wonderful,” whispered Sarah, offering me a gherkin.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

"Well of Life" - NYC Midnight Flash Fiction 2010 Round 1 Entry

This story was written in 48 hours for Round 1 of the 2010 Flash Fiction Contest held by nycmidnight.com from August 13 - August 15, 2010. The twenty contestants in Round 1, Group 7 (myself included) were to write a Horror story in 1,000 words or less, to be set at a wishing well, and to include a baby stroller somewhere in the story.

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Well of Life


The young couple took turns in pushing the stroller up the winding path. They walked in a somber silence, which the surrounding wood seemed to echo. Had this been a normal outing, he would have taken on more of the strenuous work, given his wife’s advanced pregnancy and the arduous nature of the trail.

Their footsteps barely sounded on the moss, and the wheels made only an occasional, plaintive squeak. An infant nestled within the stroller added quiet burbling noises. A stream rushed past, flowing merrily downstream, as if mocking their tedious ascent.

The small party stopped at a fork, and looked around.

He pointed to a small engraving in an old, thick tree to the left. There, an etching of a white, owl-shaped bird, carved and painted into the trunk at head height, stared out at them. A distinctive red circle glared like a forbidding desert sun from within the bird’s chest. It seemed to be glowering directly at them.

Having spotted the symbol, they began walking again, their strides taking them past the marked tree.

“Will it work, Mei-Mei?” he asked.

“It must, Han,” she replied, wiping sweat from her eyes.

“Will it be painful?”

“Who knows? According to Ling-Wu and Lak Ming and the others... Anyway, I must be prepared for anything. Let me conserve my strength, dearest.”

The woods grew denser, and darker, though it was still early afternoon.

Some startled birds, sensing their approach, flew from a tree ahead and to their right. Beyond it, the couple could finally see daylight.

Their pace quickened. The carriage began to shake and wobble precariously. The baby began crying. When they emerged from the wooded path, their eyes needed some time to adjust to the bright sun above.

Now, finally, the new arrivals could see the Well of Life, which stood alone in the middle of a round, stadium-sized meadow, surrounded by dying weeds and decrepit flowers.

“How shabby it all looks,” whispered Han.

Her eyes locked on the Well, Mei-Mei clamped a hand on Han’s arm, silencing him.

“You must remain here with Ling. I must proceed alone, as we were instructed.”

Han nodded, tightening his grip on the stroller.

Mei-Mei strode across the yellowing meadow, slowly but deliberately to where the Well stood.

Her first instinct was to look down into it, but she could not muster the courage. All sound had ceased; she waited nervously, her breathing slowly returning to normal. After a time, the distinct sound of hot water rushing, turning to steam, began to emerge from its depths.

Mei-Mei spoke into the Well’s opening.

“I have a request to make!”

In response, the rumblings grew louder, and a spume of dark red, sticky vapor emerged from the Well’s rim. The steam snaked around the layers of stone at the Well’s base.

Now the vapor turned a brighter shade of red, until it matched exactly the hue of the circles painted within the bird icons which had led them here. The Well began to pulsate, and its sounds transformed into recognizable syllables.

“HAVE YOU BROUGHT PAYMENT?”

Mei-Mei signaled to Han at the edge of the clearing, and as she did so, he held the infant girl up over his head and began walking forward.

“LIE DOWN HERE.”

When Han arrived with the baby girl, he handed her to Mei-Mei, who solemnly lay prostrate on the ground, a few feet from the Well’s perimeter. The baby continued squalling, adding its voice to the brutal noises surrounding them. Han returned again to the clearing’s edge.

Half the sky was now covered with dark clouds; the other half was clear. Mei-Mei knew the words she had to sing at the Well if her wish was to be granted. She did her best to sing clearly and beautifully. Mei-Mei sang, in the ancient dialect:

“Well of Life,
Our first child
Was not a son.
We kept to paths
Of righteousness and duty!
Now our second child
Forms within us,
And is also no son.
We implore you,
Oh most powerful Well of Life –
Endow us with Hope and Heritage!
Endow us with a Son!"

The Well’s roar grew to a deafening pitch. The dark, foreboding clouds consumed an entirely black sky. Thunder without lightning surrounded them on all sides.

The red vapor turned violet, and a smoke tendril formed and clutched both mother and infant, lifting them from the ground. As it retracted into the Well, the crying baby was pulled in, and downward, until it could no longer be seen. The sound of the baby’s crying stopped. A searing pain within Mei-Mei’s abdomen became unbearable, until at last the tendril released her, and Mei-Mei fell to the ground in an agonized heap, screaming.

“Mei-Mei!” shouted her husband, rushing to her side, holding her head in his arms.

“IT IS DONE. YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED. DEPART QUICKLY.”

And with these words, the Well vanished; all noise snuffed out like a candle. The sky mysteriously cleared; the sun shone innocently again on the clearing. Distant birds began peeping again, cautiously.

Mei opened her eyes. “Han?”

“Mei-Mei, thank Heaven, you’re…!”

Through weak tears, Mei-Mei whispered, “It is as we had hoped. Ling is gone. I am once again empty, but a son will soon be ours. I know it!”

“Glorious day, our prayers are answered!” Han began to weep. Mei-Mei smiled and rose and walked resolutely with Han to the forest’s edge, abandoning the stroller behind them.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Once the young couple had exited through the back door into the alley, the blood-spattered doula began the ugly chore of mopping up the mess of the back room, rinsing the long, straightened coat hanger as best she could before tossing it into a trash can. She grabbed her newly-obtained infant by its legs with a single hand, and returned to the main parlor.

Friday, April 9, 2010

DAVE PERFORMS: CONCERTS THIS SUNDAY at 4PM, 8PM

DAVID SASLAV IN PERFORMANCE...